Remember when dentists were free?

Got my bill for the dentists today. Of course the first half serves me right for not looking after my teeth as well as I could, but the second half is just blind bad luck.

Filling 1 – £70
Filling 2 – £70
Filling 3 – £50

Subtotal £190

Consultation with dental surgeon bloke – £30
X Ray – £5
Wisdom tooth removal (Surgical) – £250
Healthy-apart-from-the-wisdom-f***ing-it-up – £125

Subtotal £410

Total £600